(Sung to There’s a hole in the bucket)
I bought a new cabinet
Dear Jeffrey
Dear Jeffrey
I bought a new cabinet
For our bathroom downstairs
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I looked for your drill bit
Dear Jeffrey
Dear Jeffrey
I looked for your drill bit
Dear Jeffrey
And found it, I did.
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I looked for the studs
like it said to
dear jeffrey
I looked for the studs
and low there they were
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I missed them Dear jeffrey
Dear Jeffrey
I missed them Dear Jeffrey and I don’t know how.
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There are holes in our wall, dear Jeffrey
dear Jeffrey
There are holes in our wall Dear Jeffrey
Four holes
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The cabinet’s not up yet dear jeffrey
dear jeffrey
The cabinet’s not up yet cuz I lost the bracket thingie that goes in the hole.
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we might need some plaster
and more paint
dear jeffrey
We might need some plaster
and more paint
to hide my mistakes.
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Love you Honey!