While yes, it would have been funny if the DH and I were actually uhm… being intimate when the first earth quake hit, but we’ve been married for 21 years, we like our sleep. Do you realize that Oklahoma has had FOUR earthquakes that I counted since 2 am Saturday night and I am no longer amused. Those are freaky. Add a tornado watch and severe storms on top of that you have a whole new definition of screwed. Stay indoors and have the house fall on you. Go outside and get struck by lightning. Really God?
Talk about a major kiss off from Mother Nature.
(Crap we just had another tremor as I’m writing)
I’m sorry MN. I take that back.
We in Oklahoma have decided that we need a state song and that our tectonic plates need duct tape. That or a big dose of Valium.
Anyway. Some Carole King for your listening enjoyment.
Deana O'Hara - Speaker, Comedian, Writer 
This song is about an orgasm, not a geological event. But you’re from OK, I get it.
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LMAO – No kidding. Really? I never would have known. I’m not from Oklahoma – I’m from NY and I was being funny. But that aside. Thanks for the sex ed moment bro.
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ELECTRIFIED Quakenado!
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It ‘s too bad when the earth does move the song would come on! I think it would be fun to boogie to this in an earthquake with a shake, rattle, and a roll!
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