Friday Funny: Short Girl Problems

Selfie Fail.

 

Short Girl Problems

Ask Google and you shall receive.

And this year’s creeper award goes to whomever did a google search for “redhead with broken ankle nude” and landed on my blog. Congrats, you beat out “Deana is a cheatin’ redhead” for all time creepiest search.

redhead broken nude

Know Your Gifts People

At least they prayed…

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Friday Funny: Do not annoy the writer

10409633_10153284897286291_5253439724682916534_nPlease do not annoy the writer. She may put you in a book and kill you.

I seriously want this cup. 

I am not anonymous

I was only half crazy when I got married. Then I had kids.

Friday Funny: Bar Tab

funny bar tab

Friday Funny: He names his guitars

I’ve been married to a musician for 25 years. That takes Groupie to level crazy chic right there. I wouldn’t trade it for the world even if our life does have it’s quirks. He’s awesome. For some strange reason, this joke scared my husband. Can’t imagine why.

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Friday Funny: Prison Orange

comedy meme prison orangeIf you have ever reminded yourself that prison orange is not your color,

you might be married to a musician.

Friday Funny: Phil Learns about Karma

crc groundhog

Don’t worry you guys, he isn’t dead. I startled him one day while coming out my back door and the little bugger made a break for it and got himself stuck in my fence. I took a photo with my cell phone to text the guys who were fishing and ask them to come in to help. He freed himself before they could help. Largest groundhog I’ve ever seen. Being not always right, I thought this made a funny meme.