Tag: Friday Funny

Friday Funny: It’s All About Performance

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I showed this video to my husband and he had two things to say about it:

1. Make it stop

2. If I ever get this bad, take away my bike.

 

Friday Funny: That’s Reassuring

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images I bought clips for my bike the other week to help make my rides more efficient. After the bike shop mechanic installed the new pedals and I tried them out for size, I asked if they were difficult to unclip.

His exact words? “Oh no! My daughter got hit by a truck once and she came right out of them”

That is so reassuring.

I’m going to die, aren’t I?

Friday Funny: At the Doctor (PG-13)

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I just found out that my gynecologist is hard of hearing.

All these years and I never knew that.

It’s okay though.

Turns out, he can read lips.

Friday Funny: Plunger on my Hip

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cartoonmeYesterday was my last day for physical therapy. My PT showed me how to use a kitchen plunger to break up scar tissue on my left hip and told me to try it at home. That was not a good idea.
1. I’m ADD

2. Plungers leave hickeys

3. They also stick really well.

I’m a married woman covered in hickeys with a plunger stuck to my left hip. I am not long for this world.