Marty Simpson is coming to Life Park Christian Fellowship on Friday, September 19, 2014 and because we want everyone to come who can, we are offering tickets up for a special discount price of $5 each. You can click on the above photo to order tickets or you can buy them at the door. All seats are general admission and tickets are sold on a first come first serve basis.
Tag: humor
A collection of my more humorous adventures.
Sometimes I feel a little jealous
Three Horrible Things
I’m not going to lie, this made me laugh out loud.
Friday Funny: John Branyan The Three Little Pigs and other Classics
This is a classic piece by John. I think it’s brilliant.
If you want more information about John Branyan, you can find him:
John’s Web Page: JohnBranyan
Like John on Facebook! John Branyan Comedian
Follow John on Twitter! John Branyan
FCC DISCLAIMER: No goods or services have been received in exchange for this endorsement. I just think he’s a screaming riot.
Friday Funny: Domino Effect by Just Peppi
Peppi is a friend of mine and she wrote this song. I think it’s cute. She is super sweet and really funny so check her out.
For more information about Peppi, Click HERE
Friday Funny: Hamsters are like cigarettes
CCA Showcase Tweet Song with John Branyan, Clayburn Cox, Marty Simpson and Jonnie W. Published on Jun 15, 2013 Follow these guys on Twitter @JBranyanComedy | @ClayburnCox | @MartySimpson | @Jonnie_W
Do You Wanna Go to Starbucks? (Do you want to build a snowman parody)
This is really cute. Hope you guys enjoy it.
Published on May 3, 2014
Make sure you have enough caffeine for your finals. #doyouwannagotostarbucks
This is a mini-musical parody on Frozen’s song “Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?” from two students from Point Loma Nazarene University
Musical Stuff and Acting stuff by Jené Nicole Johnson
Filming Stuff by Olivia Mowry
Music Monday: Every Major’s Terrible, Ben Miller
Ben Miller sing’s Randall Munroe’s “Every Major’s Terrible” from the webcomic xkcd!
Be Careful what you ask for
“Deana you are so blessed to have this down time. I’d give anything to spend time alone with God.”
Really?
I’ll be honest, I’m feeling that vibe a lot less now than I was back in October. The first three weeks were great, then I got bored.
In October, I knew I was only going to be down for a few months. Three, maybe four tops! In that down time, I would spend a month or two in physical therapy, but surely I’d be walking and driving by April.
Not a chance.
That simple little surgery I had last October where they broke my tibia in half, straightened it out, added a metal plate, screws and a bone graft isn’t healing.
Actually, my body got hungry and ate the graft, leaving a nice hole in the middle behind the metal plate. My leg is still broken and even though I can walk with a boot and crutches, it hurts.
I am going back in tomorrow, April 2 for another bone graft. This time they’ll take the bone from my hip. I’ll be back sitting in a chair staring at water for a few weeks while this heals. No April Fools joke, this is for real. 90 days no walking and another 90 days-ish using crutches. After that we get to decide whether or not to replace my ankle. I’m going to be down for a really long time.
This is more me time than I wanted.
I’ve learned some things though.
1. I had no idea people post such drivel on Facebook or think meme’s are factually accurate.
2. Just because my leg is broken does not mean I can’t help tear apart a kitchen.
3. Dust will not kill me.
4. The dogs who have no regard for my boot and crutches however, may.
5. Laundry can wait until someone brings it downstairs. (Flinging it down the stairs while standing on crutches is not wise – don’t ask)
6. Candy Crush is rigged against you.
7. You can go broke playing Facebook games. You can also get very bored with them after level 130.
8. Online shopping rocks.
9. Number of tie-blankets you can make before losing your mind is three.
10. Banjo really does sound better when you practice.
Have a great day you guys.
Deana O'Hara - Speaker, Comedian, Writer 