Twas the Night Before Lessons

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Twas The Night Before Lessons

By: Deana O’Hara

Twas the night before lessons and all through the house,
I start praying to the gods of blue grass:
Scruggs, Watson & Krauss
I’ve played all the rolls
both forward and back
but no matter how hard I try
this new song
it’s still whack.
It’s easy he said
What a lie.
What a ruse.
Instead of grassing,
I’m singing the blues.
He’ll listen
He’ll wince
He’ll encourage
and smile.
He’ll keep me as a student
at least for a while.
Teach has the patience
of good old Saint Nick.
Even if he makes me cut my nails
to the quick.
You’ll get it.
Keep trying
He say’s through the tears.
Once you start playing,
you’ll be grassing for years.

Just For Fun: Ham for Hanukkah?

My apologies to any Jewish friends who might be offended, however I do hope you see the ironic humor in this. Someone needs to educate this grocer.

ham for hanukka

Friday Funny: The Good Old Days

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I miss the good old days when I innocently believed

that the worst thing I could ever have in a sling

was my arm.

Once in a Lifetime


Save this to your computer, print it out, and paste it to your mirror!

Friday Funny: How to Mess With Your Grown Kids

Our oldest home from college and he found my

Belly Dancing for Beginners DVD.

He told me he now needs money for therapy.

I told him if I have to pay for therapy, he should at least see the costume.

I haven’t seen him in two hours.