Overheard: Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them because I know life is really, really tough for the visually impaired.

Friday Funny: Why My Husband Has Migraines

Him: Deana, why do you like muscle cars so much?

Me: Dukes of Hazzard, duhn!

He pinches the bridge of his nose so hard after asking me questions like that, he gives himself a migraine. You’d think he’d learn by now.

Friday Funny: I am up a Creek

Yes, I play the banjo. Ever since I opened my book and saw Cripple Creek, I couldn’t wait to get there.

I’m ready for slides, pull offs and hammers. I do not read music, I pick out songs – granted I have tabs but still…

I’ve been singing all week —

When I get off of this mountain
You know where I want to go
Straight down the Mississippi river
To the Gulf of Mexico

I just figured out that THIS is the song I thought I was learning:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDnlU6rPfwY

and in reality, I am supposed to be learning THIS song”

Which leaves me here at the moment.

Going around Face Book.

My two dogs found a baby possum this morning.

I forgot they like to play dead and tried to pick it up.

If you need me, I’m the looney screaming from the roof of my back porch.